It is a Belgian couple on the beach walking around. Comes a gull, of course, shit on the face of the gentleman. His wife told him: "Do not move baby, I'll go to the car looking for toilet paper!" And her husband retorted: "I think it's not worth it, she is just too far!
Two children of 8 years are in conversation in the room. The boy asks the girl:
- What will you ask for Christmas?
- I will ask a Barbie, and you?
- I will ask a Tampax, the boy responds.
- What is a Tampax?
- I do not know ... but on TV, they say you can go to the beach every day, go to
biking, horseback riding, dancing, clubbing, running, a lot of nice things, and
Best ... without anyone noticing!
Mom, Dad and the little girl of ten years are going to spend their holiday in a nudist camp. The day of arrival, the girl goes to the beach hoping to make friends and girlfriends. When she returned later, she told her mother: - Mummy, mummy, there are women on the beach, they have bigger tits than you! The mother replied: - That's right darling, but you know, the more the breasts are large, unless there is in the head ... The next day the little girl comes home from his walk and said - Mama, mama, there gents on the beach, they have bigger kikis that dad! And the mother: - Yes it's true. But it's like for women: More kiki is large, unless there is in the head ... The little girl goes ... then returns to being very excited to say: - Mom, Mom, Dad is talking to a woman with really big tits, and the more he talks, and the less he has in mind ...
